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<modified>2008-05-27T05:09:47Z</modified>
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<title>The Kitty Crapper Cage</title>
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<modified>2008-05-27T05:09:47Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-27T04:47:28Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2008://1.42</id>
<created>2008-05-27T04:47:28Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Ok So my dog eats cat Crap. I have admit, this I was not expecting. The idea is the same as the Cheese Box (which you can read about in the post below this one) except here I&apos;m guarding...</summary>
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<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="Crapper Corral.JPG" src="http://www.thesurf.us/temp/Crapper%20Corral.JPG" width="400" height="267" /></p>

<p>Ok So my dog eats cat Crap.  I have admit, this I was not expecting.</p>

<p>The idea is the same as the Cheese Box (which you can read about in the post below this one) except here I'm guarding shit instead of food.  </p>

<p>Champion Sired bloodlines my ass!  My last dog was a mutt and he new not to eat other animals Fecal matter.  </p>

<p>Evidently this is not a unique problem.  If you Google “My dog eats cat poo”  you get quite a few legitimate hits.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>The New York Style Cheese Box</title>
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<modified>2008-05-27T04:45:28Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-27T04:13:36Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2008://1.41</id>
<created>2008-05-27T04:13:36Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> So my buddy Keith has this problem He has one fat cat, oh sorry that wasn&apos;t very PC, lets call him Gravitationally challenged, and one skinny one. The problem is that when he tried to restrict the heavy cats...</summary>
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<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="Kitty Utopia.JPG" src="http://www.thesurf.us/temp/Kitty%20Utopia.JPG" width="400" height="267" /></p>

<p><br />
So my buddy Keith has this problem  He has one fat cat, oh sorry that wasn't very PC, lets call him Gravitationally challenged, and one skinny one.  The problem is that when he tried to restrict the heavy cats food intake Tons-O-Fun just wound up eating the skinny cats food so he made a cheese box (not sure where he came up with the name but I like it).  Basically the idea is put the skinny cats food in a box and make the opening small enough so that the fat cat cant get though, Brilliant!!!!!! </p>

<p>Sue free feeds her cats (leaves food and water out 24/7 and the Cats graze whenever the feeling moves them) and ever since Cooper learned to navigate the steps in the basement the moment we turn our backs he has been gorging himself on the protein rich Pro Plan Cat food. </p>

<p>This usually makes for very um........very interesting bowel movements. Its also responsible for few times the Cooper Corral hasn't worked 100%.</p>

<p>My creation is basically a variation of his idea except I made a ramp leading up to a platform and the cats enter from a hole in the floor.  As Cooper grows I can easily raise the height of the railing.  I also made some scratching posts in hopes they would use them rather than my new leather sectional.</p>

<p>Here we see a very vexed Cooper.<br />
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<entry>
<title>The Cooper Corral</title>
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<modified>2008-05-27T04:12:17Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-27T04:07:24Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2008://1.40</id>
<created>2008-05-27T04:07:24Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> I&apos;m not a big fan of locking the dog in his cage all day so I made a little Corral so that he can relieve himself outside of his sleeping area. The theory was that if he had to...</summary>
<author>
<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<p>I'm not a big fan of locking the dog in his cage all day so I made a little Corral so that he can relieve himself outside of his sleeping area.  The theory was that if he had to go at least he could avoid stepping in it.  This has worked out most of the time.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Cooper!!!!</title>
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<modified>2008-05-27T03:57:42Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-27T03:52:56Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2008://1.39</id>
<created>2008-05-27T03:52:56Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Well I decided that getting engaged and buying a house just wasn&apos;t enough responsibility all at once so we decided to get a puppy. Cooper is a pure breed, champion sired Golden Retriever. Both his mother and father were...</summary>
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<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="Cooper 1.jpg" src="http://www.thesurf.us/archives/Cooper%201.jpg" width="400" height="267" /></p>

<p>Well I decided that getting engaged and buying a house just wasn't enough responsibility all at once so we decided to get a puppy.  </p>

<p>Cooper is a pure breed, champion sired Golden Retriever.  Both his mother and father were Westminster Best in Breeds.  </p>

<p>I had to harass the breeder daily for a few weeks since she preferred to place Cooper with a family who intended to show him.  In the end perseverance won out and now he is systematically destroying my new home!!!!!!</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Do not get this game. It will RUIN your life!!!</title>
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<modified>2007-04-26T05:07:03Z</modified>
<issued>2007-04-26T05:06:13Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2007://1.37</id>
<created>2007-04-26T05:06:13Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thesurf.us/temp/guitar_hero_2_xbox.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.thesurf.us/temp/guitar_hero_2_xbox.php','popup','width=450,height=268,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.thesurf.us/temp/guitar_hero_2_xbox-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="119" alt="" /></a><br />
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<entry>
<title>It looks like a dog but it acts like a cat.</title>
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<modified>2007-02-05T05:20:43Z</modified>
<issued>2007-02-04T15:56:59Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2007://1.36</id>
<created>2007-02-04T15:56:59Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Check our Tika in action!...</summary>
<author>
<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thesurf.us/temp/Tika.AVI">Check our Tika in action!</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>And According to the Super Villain Quiz...</title>
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<modified>2007-01-21T03:43:59Z</modified>
<issued>2007-01-14T05:12:59Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2007://1.35</id>
<created>2007-01-14T05:12:59Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Your results: You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 66% Catwoman 63% Juggernaut 61% Lex Luthor 60% Riddler 58% Magneto 55% Poison Ivy 53% Apocalypse 52% The Joker 51% Kingpin 50% Mystique 45% Green Goblin 45% Mr. Freeze 39% Dark Phoenix...</summary>
<author>
<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Your results:</p>
<p><B>You are <FONT SIZE=6>Dr. Doom</FONT></B></p>
<TABLE><TR><TD><TABLE><TR><TD>Dr. Doom</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=66></TD><TD> 66%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Catwoman</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=63></TD><TD> 63%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Juggernaut</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=61></TD><TD> 61%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Lex Luthor</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=60></TD><TD> 60%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Riddler</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=58></TD><TD> 58%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Magneto</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=55></TD><TD> 55%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Poison Ivy</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=53></TD><TD> 53%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Apocalypse</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=52></TD><TD> 52%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>The Joker</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=51></TD><TD> 51%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Kingpin</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=50></TD><TD> 50%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Mystique</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=45></TD><TD> 45%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Green Goblin</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=45></TD><TD> 45%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Mr. Freeze</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=39></TD><TD> 39%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Dark Phoenix</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=39></TD><TD> 39%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Venom</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=37></TD><TD> 37%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Two-Face</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=17></TD><TD> 17%</TD>
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<TD WIDTH="250">Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.<BR>
<IMG SRC="http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain/pics/dr_doom.jpg"></TD>
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<p><A HREF="http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain">Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz</A></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>According to the SuperHero Quiz...</title>
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<modified>2007-01-21T03:44:37Z</modified>
<issued>2007-01-01T19:27:26Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2007://1.34</id>
<created>2007-01-01T19:27:26Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Your results: You are The Flash The Flash 75% Spider-Man 65% Robin 65% Catwoman 60% Iron Man 60% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 55% Hulk 55% Green Lantern 55% Superman 50% Batman 25% Fast, athletic and flirtatious. Click here to take...</summary>
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<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Your results:</p>
<p><B>You are <FONT SIZE=6>The Flash</FONT></B></p>
<TABLE><TR><TD><TABLE><TR><TD>The Flash</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=75></TD><TD> 75%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Spider-Man</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=65></TD><TD> 65%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Robin</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=65></TD><TD> 65%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Catwoman</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=60></TD><TD> 60%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Iron Man</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=60></TD><TD> 60%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Supergirl</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=55></TD><TD> 55%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Wonder Woman</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=55></TD><TD> 55%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Hulk</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=55></TD><TD> 55%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Green Lantern</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=55></TD><TD> 55%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Superman</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=50></TD><TD> 50%</TD>
</TR><TR><TD>Batman</TD>
<TD><HR ALIGN=LEFT NOSHADE SIZE=4 WIDTH=25></TD><TD> 25%</TD>
</TR></TABLE></TD>
<TD>Fast, athletic and flirtatious.<BR>
<IMG SRC="http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/pics/flash.jpg"></TD>
</TR></TABLE>
<p><A HREF="http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/">Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...</A></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>New Site Design</title>
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<modified>2006-11-05T21:21:00Z</modified>
<issued>2006-11-05T21:20:22Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2006://1.32</id>
<created>2006-11-05T21:20:22Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">TheSurf.us now has a new site design! Please post any feedback and suggestions here!...</summary>
<author>
<name>Keith</name>

<email>nobody@hurm.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Web Stuff</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>TheSurf.us now has a new site design! Please post any feedback and suggestions here!</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>TheSurf.us is now live!</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.thesurf.us/archives/2006/10/thesurfus_is_no.php" />
<modified>2006-10-01T05:35:19Z</modified>
<issued>2006-10-01T05:34:10Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2006://1.31</id>
<created>2006-10-01T05:34:10Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Surferjo.com is in a period of transition. As of now, it has begun transforming into it&apos;s replacement domain, TheSurf.us....</summary>
<author>
<name>Keith</name>

<email>nobody@hurm.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Web Stuff</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Surferjo.com is in a period of transition. As of now, it has begun transforming into it's replacement domain, <a href="http://www.thesurf.us/">TheSurf.us</a>.</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>I just never get tired of seeing myself on TV</title>
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<modified>2006-12-30T03:27:07Z</modified>
<issued>2006-07-05T23:36:22Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2006://1.29</id>
<created>2006-07-05T23:36:22Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">http://www.surferjo.com/images/BoilingPoint.avi...</summary>
<author>
<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.surferjo.com/images/BoilingPoint.avi">http://www.surferjo.com/images/BoilingPoint.avi</a></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Motorcyle</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.thesurf.us/archives/2006/05/post_1.php" />
<modified>2006-10-14T23:15:42Z</modified>
<issued>2006-05-02T04:47:48Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2006://1.27</id>
<created>2006-05-02T04:47:48Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thesurf.us/images/IMG_0382.JPG" width="100" height="66" alt="Motorcycle"><img src="http://www.surferjo.com/images/_thumb.IMG_0382.JPG" /></a></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>The Mountain Bike Ride From Hell</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.thesurf.us/archives/2005/11/the_mountain_bi.php" />
<modified>2006-07-06T05:59:06Z</modified>
<issued>2005-11-22T21:59:55Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2005://1.25</id>
<created>2005-11-22T21:59:55Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">So Brian, Eric, and myself decided to test out grit on a 120-mile mountain bike ride this past weekend. We started in Hancock, MD and peddled down to Washington DC. We did about 70 miles on Saturday (3.5 of those...</summary>
<author>
<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>So Brian, Eric, and myself decided to test out grit on a 120-mile mountain bike ride this past weekend.  We started in Hancock, MD and peddled down to Washington DC.</p>

<p>We did about 70 miles on Saturday (3.5 of those in complete darkness, we had some tire problems and that cost us 3 hours of daylight), which put us in Harpers Ferry, WV at about 8:30 pm.  There we enjoyed a wonderful stay at the Econo Lodge where we were accosted hourly by Eric's impersonation of a Buzz Saw.</p>

<p>Sunday we did about 50 miles and ended up in Great Fall National park In MD.  The full ride was about 14.5 miles more but again (this time due to a very late start) we ran out of daylight.  </p>

<p>The original plan was to only do 120 miles, this may have been a little aggressive for 3 people who have never rode a mountain bike over 24 miles.</p>

<p>Next year we may do this 120 again in the spring and possibly the full 187-mile ride from Cumberland to DC in the fall.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Surferjo.com upgraded</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.thesurf.us/archives/2005/10/surferjocom_upg.php" />
<modified>2006-07-06T05:59:06Z</modified>
<issued>2005-10-12T04:39:37Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2005://1.23</id>
<created>2005-10-12T04:39:37Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Surferjo.com has had a behind-the-scenes upgrade; our publishing system has been updated. As a reader of Surferjo.com, you shouldn&apos;t see any changes. However, it was a pretty significant upgrade--if you see anything discombubulated, please post the details as a comment...</summary>
<author>
<name>Keith</name>

<email>nobody@hurm.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Web Stuff</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Surferjo.com has had a behind-the-scenes upgrade; our publishing system has been updated. As a reader of Surferjo.com, you shouldn't see any changes. However, it was a pretty significant upgrade--if you see anything discombubulated, please post the details as a comment to this entry.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Just got a build date from GM!</title>
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<modified>2006-10-14T23:41:10Z</modified>
<issued>2005-09-21T18:45:56Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.thesurf.us,2005://1.22</id>
<created>2005-09-21T18:45:56Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Well after 5 weeks I finally got a Build Date on my new Hummer H3. Sept 26th is the start of build process. It should be at the dealer about 3weeks after that. So I&apos;ll only be a pedestrian...</summary>
<author>
<name>Joey</name>
<url>www.surferjo.com</url>
<email>joey@surferjo.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thesurf.us/images/h3_ext_3.jpg" width="100" height="66" alt="Hummer"><img src="http://www.surferjo.com/images/_thumb.h3_ext_3.jpg" /></a></p>

<p>Well after 5 weeks I finally got a Build Date on my new Hummer H3. Sept 26th is the start of build process. It should be at the dealer about 3weeks after that. So I'll only be a pedestrian for a month.</p>]]>

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